Re: Eat your brains

Heya Tom, it’s Bob.. from the office down the halla F C C Cmaj7
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?a F G
Things have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie nowFdim a a7 D7
I really wish you’d let us inG
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understandF C E7 a
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demandF C E7 a
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die.. screamingF f
All we want to do is eat your brainsC G F G
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyesC G F G
All we want to do is eat your brainsC G F G
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:a e F E
If you open up the doorsF E d
We’ll all come inside and eat your brainsF E F G C
I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?a F C C Cmaj7
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?a F G
Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and gunsFdim a a7 D7
And then you’ll have to make the callG
I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enoughF C E7 a
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuffF C E7 a
But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowlyF f
All we want to do is eat your brainsC G F G
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyesC G F G
All we want to do is eat your brainsC G F G
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:a e F E
If you open up the doorsF E d
We’ll all come inside and eat your brainsF E F G Ab
I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I canEb Cisdim Cis
I sure appreciate the way you’re working with mecis Ab
I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I ame Cisdim f
I guess I amC
I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it upa F C C Cmaj7
I know we’ll get to common ground somehowa F G
Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doorsFdim a a7 D7
I guess we’ll table this for nowG
I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism wellF C E7 a
Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hellF C E7 a
And we’ll put this thing to bedF
When I bash your head.. openf
All we want to do is eat your brainsC G F G
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyesC G F G
All we want to do is eat your brainsC G F G
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:a e F E
If you open up the doorsF E d
We’ll all come inside and eat your brainsF E F G C